DIALOGUE
- Angie! Are you nearly ready? We have to get a move on!
- I'll only be a minute! I'm still trying to pick an outfit .
- What? You're not even dressed yet?
- It's kind of an important decision. I want to make a good impression on your colleagues.
- Why don't you just wear what you have on right now? You look stunning!
- Melvin! This is my night dress!
- Oh? Well, it would go very well with those red pumps.
- Don't be ridiculous. I do like the shoes, though... I have a handbag that matches them perfectly!
- Great! We’re settled then!
- What are you talking about? I've still got nothing to wear!
- Alright. How about this dress?
- Umm... No. Too revealing.
- Alright... Ah! This one looks decent!
- Too frumpy . Are you going to introduce me as your wife or as Little Red Riding Hood?
- Well, I don't know! I give up!
2 VIDEO: Clueless Men React To What Women Call 'Fashion'.
- Ok, so what is this?
- I don't even know... Which way is it up?
- Looks like it's insulated, maybe... to keep you cool... to keep you warm...
- It's very shiny!
- Where do you think one would wear this?
- It seems kinda formal, but, like, "trashy" formal.
- Do you think it's sexy?
- No, I don't.
- What do you think of it now?
- Childish!
- Doesn't look like a finished outfit.
- Kinda like she wrapped it round herself when she got out of the shower...
- What is this?
- Doesn't seem to have parts for your limbs...
- A shirt... dress?..
- Where do you think the woman would wear this?
- Funeral.
- Opera with grandma?
- What would you say if your date showed up wearing this?
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Do you think it's sexier now?
- Not really. And its polyester.
- What is this?
- Jesus Christ!
- The first thing I'd think of, because I'm a rock climber, is that this kinda looks like a harness...
- This is like, uh... Rock climbing fashion.
- What is this?
- This looks like a laundry bag.
- Where do you think a woman would wear those?
- I would never wear, like, any mesh sort of thing out in public.
- What do you think of them now?
- Yeah, she definitely looks like she wants to be a hippie. You see your underwear, and you're wearing bell-bottoms at the same time... And it's very embarrassing.
- I don't understand fashion at all!
3. SONG "Dreamer"
Gazing through the window at the world outside.
Wondering will Mother Earth survive.
Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her, sometime.
After all there's only just the two of us.
And here we are still fighting for our lives.
Watching all of history repeat itself, time after time.
I'm just a dreamer, I dream my life away.
I'm just a dreamer, who dreams of better days.
I watch the sun go down like everyone of us.
I'm hoping that the dawn will bring a sign.
A better place for those who will come after us, this time.
I'm just a dreamer, I dream my life away. (oh yeah)
I'm just a dreamer, who dreams of better days.
Your higher power maybe God or Jesus Christ.
It doesn't really matter much to me.
Without each others help there ain't no hope for us.
I'm living in a dream of fantasy, oh yeah yeah yeah!
If only we could all just find serenity.
It would be nice if we could live as one.
When will all this anger, hate and bigotry be gone?
I'm just a dreamer, I dream my life away. (today)
I'm just a dreamer, who dreams of better days. (ok)
I'm just a dreamer, who's searching for the way. (today)
I'm just a dreamer, dreaming my life away. (oh yeah yeah yeah)