A Sam wants to apologise.
B Does he?
A Yes. He’s broken your mother’s Chinese vase.
B My mother's Chinese vase? Oh, no!
A We had a terrible holiday.
B Did you?
A Yes, It rained all the time.
B Did it?
A Yes, And the food was disgusting!
B Was it? What a drag!
A I’m broke.
B Are you? How come?
A Because I just had a phone bill for £500.
B £500? Why so much?
A Because I have a girlfriend in Korea.
B Do you? How interesting!
A It took me three hours to get here.
B Did it?
A Yes. There was a traffic jam ten miles long.
B Ten miles long? That’s awful!
A Now I’ve got a headache!
B Have you? Poor darling. I’ll get you something for it.
A I’m on a mountain, watching the sunset.
B Are you?
A Yes. And I’ve got something very important to ask you.
B Have you? What is it? I can’t wait!
A You’d better sit down. I’d like to marry you.
B Marry me? Wow!
Food in Britain
by the Beatles
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair
I sat on the rug, biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed"
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood?