Riddles Marathon
Q: If I’m young, I’m tall; if I’m old, I’m short.
If I’m young, I’m cold; if I’m old, I’m hot.
A: A candle
Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: A horse is on a 10 metre chain and sees an apple that is 16 metres away. After doing something the horse eats the apple. How is it possible?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?
A: Baby pandas!
Q What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
A Pillow!
Q Which month of the year do people sleep least?
A February, it's the shortest month after all.
Q What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot!
Q: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A The lions - if they haven’t eaten for 2 months, they must be dead.
Q What cheese is MADE backwards?
A Edam
Q What has lakes without water
Cities without people
Borders without border guards?
A A map
Song: Don't Worry Be Happy
by Dido
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
(Look at me I'm happy)
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be Happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me, I make you happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
But don't worry, be happy
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now