Q: A horse is on a 10 metre chain and sees an apple that is 16 metres away. After doing something the horse eats the apple. How is it possible?

A: The chain is not attached to anything.

Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?

A: Baby pandas!

Q What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

A Pillow!

Q Which month of the year do people sleep least?

A February, it's the shortest month after all.

Q  What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A  Carrot!

Q: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A The lions - if they haven’t eaten for 2 months, they must be dead.

Q What cheese is MADE backwards?

A Edam

Q What has lakes without water

Cities without people

Borders without border guards?

A A map